Chicken Scratches No. 2

September 28 to October 6, 2007

Hello, everyone!

The chickens say that it's time to write of their achievements and I agree. Now presenting:

YIKES SAYS

I'm just not made for this chilly weather. It hardly matters for the "dinner on legs" birds but I am a graceful and slender bird who is made for warm sun seasons so I'm letting Snowneck write the rest. Today I laid a double yolker! Have you ever done that? Now I'm hungry. It's hard to be the biggest chicken ever.

Chicken Mumblings From Jane:

Last week a Harvest Festival took place at the Farmer's Market. Alas, we had now idea that there was a Prettiest Chicken contest. If we'd known, we probably would have entered Snowneck in the competition. She certainly is dramatic, with her snowy neck and pink eyeliner! She is by no means - petite. (she is the biggest chicken ever - maybe). But she is majestic, and grumbly, like a dowager queen.

We're hoping to conduct our own chicken contest here at Plain Old Farm. With a few flocks in the neighborhood (one of which includes the chicken who won the Prettiest Chicken contest last week), we have quite an assortment to entice into the festivities. Perhaps we'll have an egg contest -- most colorful egg, strangest egg, largest, smallest. And for the chicken contest, we might have prizes for biggest, smallest chicken -- basically the same categories as for eggs. Most beautiful, grumbliest, sassiest, most nervous, and so on .....

Ah! Time to remove the just hard-cooked eggs from the pot, and plunge them into ice-cold water -- six beautiful, nutritious eggs, laid today by our beneficent hens! Now, I believe one is supposed to let fresh eggs sit in the fridge for a week before hard-cooking them, so that the shells don't stick to the whites, but who can resist the dazzling gold of the fresh yolks. Anyway ...we're sure that the largest egg, from Snowneck (as she said!), is a double yoker!

CHICKEN CLUCKS

Snowneck: She has a deeper, more grumbly cluck and for a while during the Small Feeder Era she had one that sounded like "nlongnlongnlong"

Bluestar: Her signature cluck is "peep, peep"

Yikes: She often moans "ohw, ohw, ohw" and Amri imitates her.

AND FINALLY, FROM ONE OF OUR READERS

Dear Yikes,

I've always wondered, do chickens have lips? Hoobie

Well, if you count our very useful and somewhat sharp beaks as "lips" then I suppose they could qualify but I think they are much too useful to be lips. Yikes.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION

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There are just a few pics right now. More will come, because Amri has pictures galore on her camera *right now*!!!


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